Foreman: "You assaulted that man!"
House: "Fine. I'll never do it again."
Foreman: "Yes you will."
House: "All the more reason this debate is pointless."

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House: "No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

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House: "Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."

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House: "Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That's how I stay so happy."

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